turd bully

one that sodomizes with utter disrespect for turds residing within the colon, turds are rudely shoved to the side or backwards, in essence turds are bullied by the penis or phallus in use

1.turd, you had better move, I am comeing in
2.turd, get the fuck out of my way
3.last night was painful, I hooked up with some turd bully that donkey punched me

by buddyluv January 4, 2004

belly turd

this is a turd that is so large and supple that it wrapps itself around your innerds. Hence, you can feel it in your belly

"Dude, that itailian sasuage I ate last night worked up one hell of a belly turd."

by Big City February 15, 2008

Malcolm Turdbull

Australian politician

Malcolm Turdbull was flushed out of his office

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021