turfturd

The piece of playing field that gets caught in the football player's helmet.

Ray Lewis rammed that running back's helmet into the turf so fuckin' hard,the running back had a turfturd caught in his helmet....

turfturd by icbmcruzmissle January 14, 2011

Turf turd 

The rubber pellets found in artificial turf. It gets into anything and everything.

"Dude nice tackle out there, you totally messed him up."
Person #1
"Thanks man but now I'm covered in turf turds."
Person #2

Turf turd by superflypirate April 30, 2010

Turf Turd 

When your going for a walk and all of a sudden have to do a number 2 .. so you do it on someone's lawn.

I went to go to my friends last night and had to take a turf turd.

Turf Turd by Triple Trolls July 14, 2017