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The act of failing in an extremely fast and/or consitant manner. Commonly used on internet forums and online gaming to describe noobs or bads.
Player 1: God damnit! I'm always the first one to die on our team!!!
Player 2: Maybe if you wouldn't turbofail we'd be winning.

Forumer 1: OMG look at my hawt sister.
Forumer 2: Turbofail.
Turbofail by Mr. Bad January 23, 2008
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turbofaggot

a person who takes idiocy, retardation, and faggotry to an entirely new level.

faggot
That guy hit a old lady with his car, what a turbofaggot.
turbofaggot by chinese_rambo September 30, 2007

turbofine 

1. Someone who is super sexually attractive.
2. Someone who is extra fine.
3. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent.
Damn! That girl is turbofine.
turbofine by theinfamousthey February 5, 2009

turbodildo 

Any sort of artificial reproduction of the penis that is rotated at high speed lengthwise by compressed air.
Administer the testicle clamps, and then apply the turbodildo to my anus please.
turbodildo by Thunderbolt January 9, 2007

Turbotville

An aboslute craphole of a town in Pennsylvania with only a bank, a farmstore and a greasy spoon. Easily the worst place in the northeast to live. Only has about a pop. of 500 and half of them are either old or products of incest. Amish are abundant, and many people are obese.
"Where you from man?"
" Turbotville."
-pitying look-
Turbotville by qrrbririel March 3, 2011
When you fap so fast its faster than the speed of light
Turbofap!,turbofap!,turbofap!=mega squirt!

TurboFool 

One who uses numerous paragraphs to get across a point that could easily be made more concise.
Man, that TurboFool post was so long, I didn't even bother to read it.
TurboFool by Jarrett September 25, 2003
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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