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The act of failing in an extremely fast and/or consitant manner. Commonly used on internet forums and online gaming to describe noobs or bads.
Player 1: God damnit! I'm always the first one to die on our team!!!
Player 2: Maybe if you wouldn't turbofail we'd be winning.

Forumer 1: OMG look at my hawt sister.
Forumer 2: Turbofail.
Turbofail by Mr. Bad January 23, 2008
Words you can keep

turbofaggot

a person who takes idiocy, retardation, and faggotry to an entirely new level.

faggot
That guy hit a old lady with his car, what a turbofaggot.
turbofaggot by chinese_rambo September 30, 2007

turbofine 

1. Someone who is super sexually attractive.
2. Someone who is extra fine.
3. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent.
Damn! That girl is turbofine.
turbofine by theinfamousthey February 5, 2009

turbodildo 

Any sort of artificial reproduction of the penis that is rotated at high speed lengthwise by compressed air.
Administer the testicle clamps, and then apply the turbodildo to my anus please.
turbodildo by Thunderbolt January 9, 2007

Turbotville

An aboslute craphole of a town in Pennsylvania with only a bank, a farmstore and a greasy spoon. Easily the worst place in the northeast to live. Only has about a pop. of 500 and half of them are either old or products of incest. Amish are abundant, and many people are obese.
"Where you from man?"
" Turbotville."
-pitying look-
Turbotville by qrrbririel March 3, 2011
When you fap so fast its faster than the speed of light
Turbofap!,turbofap!,turbofap!=mega squirt!

TurboFool 

One who uses numerous paragraphs to get across a point that could easily be made more concise.
Man, that TurboFool post was so long, I didn't even bother to read it.
TurboFool by Jarrett September 25, 2003
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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