turbo deuce

The ultimate in deucular pleasure. This fucking deuce is so hot, that your ass will explode on impact... As yor rectum fires feces at an astronomical rate be it either solid or liquid often resulting in spizzle barf

Man, I gots to drop a turbo deuce like Bruce done ridden Spruce Moose and goddamn it'll be colored chartreuse.

turbo deuce by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

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turbo deuce

the shit you have to take after drinking coffee, this shit will make you sweat that cold sweat...this shit will not wait for you to find the cleanest bathroom in your workplace...this shit won't even let you put an ass gasket down on the toilet

Abdullah: Damn Kevin you came through with those bomb doughnuts from Aroma's...wait where are you going...
Kevin: (while holding his ass) ey man...i gotta go to the bathroom, i drank some coffee this morning with my niggaz in the V and i got the turbo deuce comin...

turbo deuce by STREETLIGHTS February 26, 2010

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2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.

When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.

The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.

The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.

Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.

Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.

Lightning flashes

Everyone: Where did you come from??!!

Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!

2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge. by To_the_Victor November 26, 2019

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Turbodeuce

a variation of the "#2"; with high explosiveness. Extreme projectile diarrhea.

"Yo brad why did you run out in the middle of that board meeting?"

"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."

Turbodeuce by elhefe1981 April 7, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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