tupek

A magnificent seal skin tent. Stolen from Eskimos by the wonderful Croatians.

She pitched a Tupek so that she could sleep alone while camping.

tupek by Lady K Herroyalawesomeness May 16, 2017

Topeka Tumbleweed 

Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.

Remember that chick I met last night at the bar? I totally gave her the Topeka Tumbleweed.

Topeka Tumbleweed by Sock Wrangler November 21, 2018

Topeka Destroyer 

When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.

"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."

Topeka Destroyer by its426 October 22, 2003

Topeka Cheese Snack 

Lightly tuck bits of American cheese into a woman's asshole and then have punishing anal sex until the cheese melts. Pull your cheesed cock out and insert it into her mouth for a savory taste treat.

She was starving so I insisted that she allow me to whip up my satisfying Topeka Cheese Snack.

Topeka Cheese Snack by anonymous June 12, 2016

Topeka 

A word from the Kansa Native American word meaning: A good place to dig for roots.

Commonly confused as a good place to grow potatoes.

Topeka, pronounced tuh-peek-uh is the capitol of Kansas. It comes from the word topeka which is pronounced toe-peek-ah.

Topeka by Yomama Chewbaca January 31, 2005

Topeka Poor 

Topeka Kansas it’s the butthole of the United States with the most broke ass people. Most can’t even afford a pot to piss in.

He’s not just poor he’s Topeka poor

Topeka Poor by Quality Adjuster November 19, 2021

Topeka 

Apparently, Google...

What the hell is Topeka?
Google.

Topeka by hey zeus chreest April 10, 2010