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Tumeke Slap  

"Tumeke Slap" is when you get slapped by the sexual reproductive organ belonging to "Tumeke", usually contact is made around the facial region.
omgosh cait, you just got Tumeke Slap by Tiff, ooo BURN.
Tumeke Slap by iParad0x February 13, 2008
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A phrase commonly used by the native people of New Zealand, Maoris, to show that they are impressed or show respect for your actions. Its literal translation is too much.
I scored 6 tries in rugby today!?
aww choice bro, Tu Meke Cuz
Tu Meke by NZ fulla February 27, 2011

Timekeeper cookie 

A fucking milf that can control time
I wish I could bang Timekeeper cookie
Timekeeper cookie by Justatksimp August 27, 2021

Timekeeper Cookie 

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.
You’re such a timekeeper cookie!
Timekeeper Cookie by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

tumeke543 

Tumeke543 is a youtuber who is know very well of making some of the greatest Invader Zim spoofs of all time.
So I heard tumeke543 has a new video out! Can't wait to see it!
tumeke543 by Invader Zoe January 21, 2011

Timekeeper 

Latin, Some1 who gets owned by Catmandoo
Catmandoo owns Timekeeper
Timekeeper by Adam April 10, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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