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Tumblurking
Tumblurking by nicognito February 27, 2010
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tumblurk
Yo, I was tumblurkin' on J's girl, she put up pictures of her in various stages of undress. Whattaho.
tumblurk by Alexander Bowie August 11, 2010
tumblrtot
A specific breed of tumblrfag. A young, impressionable tumblrfag, usually with a mixed bag of low-to-decent aesthetic taste. The "kids" of tumblr.
Often art students, scene kids, hipsters, and/or Japanese people.
Common reblog subject-matter include body modification, fantasy-color dyed hair, miscellaneous softcore sexual imagery of people with said body art, and landscape/cityscape photography - usually all inexplicably contaminated with emotional text memes that everyone should know by now make you look like an idiot.
- Term coined by kittenhuffer <3
Often art students, scene kids, hipsters, and/or Japanese people.
Common reblog subject-matter include body modification, fantasy-color dyed hair, miscellaneous softcore sexual imagery of people with said body art, and landscape/cityscape photography - usually all inexplicably contaminated with emotional text memes that everyone should know by now make you look like an idiot.
- Term coined by kittenhuffer <3
"Yo, that photo I posted from Buzzfeed blew up overnight with all these Japanese tumblrtots. I wonder when the scene girls are gonna find it."
Guy: "Jesus, how the hell do you have so many followers? Who are they?"
Girl: "Tumblrtots."
Guy: "Jesus, how the hell do you have so many followers? Who are they?"
Girl: "Tumblrtots."
tumblrtot by StefanoBlack September 10, 2011
tumblrtalk
Tumblrtalk: typing with erronious spelling and punctuation as to display confusion, anger, or bewilderment
White upper middle class nerdy girls:
"Seriously I would just no. nonononono
i mean he gets points for determination i guess?? ?? ? ???"
Normal people: "Jeez, I hate it when people use tumblrtalk."
"Seriously I would just no. nonononono
i mean he gets points for determination i guess?? ?? ? ???"
Normal people: "Jeez, I hate it when people use tumblrtalk."
tumblrtalk by Logan Feral October 30, 2014
TumblrTime
The amount of time that seems to have passed while on Tumblr, compared to the amount of time that has actually passed. Such as going on at 3 o'clock for only 5 minutes, then looking at the clock and seeing that it is now 6 o'clock. What it feels like to be on Tumblr.
TumblrTime by edgesofedict May 29, 2013
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