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The Mexican Tumbleweed
Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.
Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.
Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.
Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.
Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.
The Mexican Tumbleweed by Finlonger October 21, 2014
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Topeka Tumbleweed
Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.
Topeka Tumbleweed by Sock Wrangler November 21, 2018
tumblrsexual
An umbrella term for individuals (usually on tumblr) claiming identity with anything beside the standard gay, bi or transgendered sexual identities/orientations. Such extra labels are seemingly made up as a product of those considered to suffer from "Special Snowflake Syndrome" and are only used to garner attention.
Jimmy: Hey Marcus! How'd your date go with Linda last night?
Marcus: Utter shit. I tried complimenting her and told her she was the prettiest woman in the bar, she flips out and goes, "I'm not a woman, I'm a trigendered omnisexual who HAPPENS to be in a female body."
Jimmy: Fucking tumblrsexuals man...
Marcus: Utter shit. I tried complimenting her and told her she was the prettiest woman in the bar, she flips out and goes, "I'm not a woman, I'm a trigendered omnisexual who HAPPENS to be in a female body."
Jimmy: Fucking tumblrsexuals man...
tumblrsexual by Karl Av-Ulvene June 29, 2014
tennessee tumbleweed
tennessee tumbleweed by judge888 May 26, 2009
Urban Tumbleweed
The urban tumbleweed marked the onset of an impending storm, leaving the onlooker to ponder which grocery store it came from.
Urban Tumbleweed by Jon Henshaw August 22, 2005
tumbleweave
When two girls get into a fight and rip out each others' weave, leaving the clumps behind such that they blow around in the wind. Reminiscent of tumbleweed, hence the name. Oftentimes a trail of tumbleweave leads to the scene of the epic battle.
After Shaniqua and Tequesta fought viciously over Tyrone, red and black tumbleweave littered the ground.
tumbleweave by XxXsexxxehBabehGanstugTyroneXx January 6, 2009
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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