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Talena Atfield 

Ex-bassist of alternative metal band Kittie for the time period 1999-2002.

Currently works with fellow ex band mate Fallon Bowman in the industrial band Amphibious Assault.

Quoted reason for leaving Kittie, posted on her official message board:

"I would like to clear something up, the money wasn't an issue for me and that was not the reason for my departure, they replaced me before I even left. They gave me an ultimatum, to sign something I was unable to sign because it did not benefit me in the least and did not give me control over myself, they said to sign it or leave because they had already found someone new to play bass. And that right there was enough for me to decide on, if they could replace me that quickly without even talking to me then they obviously didn't want me there anyways. They can state whatever reasons they want for me leaving. They don't even know why because they never even called me to talk to me about it, they had Jeff call me to tell me the news, and I am sure it makes them look better if I am a "money grubbing whore" or so they have been saying." -TALENA ATFIELD
No example for Talena Atfield, it does not make sense!
Talena Atfield by CruzDemon April 17, 2007
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Tallanasty 

A nickname for the beloved Tallahasse, Florida.
Savannah: "When are you heading back up to the Tallanasty?"
Colleen: "Sunday afternoon."
Tallanasty by FSU Girl March 1, 2009
Talena is an amazingly beautiful woman who is kind-hearted and loyal to a fault. Talena will cheer you up on your worse days, and pull out all the stops for the one she loves and holds dear. Talena will bring a smile to your face anytime without realizing why, but her quirks are what naturally makes her funny and adorably cute. Talena is courageous, and bold, and even sometimes feisty if you cross the line. But at the end of the day, Talena is a sincere, good person, a great friend, a great family member, and an amazing lover. You need a Talena in your life. But finding a Talena is very RARE, so if you find one, consider yourself blessed and highly favored, if you can win her affections, you are lucky forever.
Him: Talena is the most beautiful and amazing woman I have ever met. I miss her!
Friend: You still crying over her? Haven't you met more beautiful, amazing women since her?
Him: Yes, but none is a diamond-like her. Talena is the real deal, and one of a kind. I love her, no other woman has come close to being as genuine and pure as her. Talena, my nurturing, loving queen.

Friend: Perhaps she was the one?

Him: Perhaps she was...In fact, now I realize she was... I regret losing My Talena.
Talena by CherryBlossomDream November 25, 2021
He is very athletic can be cocky but most the times he isn’t , he’s dangerous and is very good at new things he’s a good sport and plays many sports he very responsible as well he also plays for cny elite
Tallen is handsome
Tallen by Cny elite July 13, 2018
He is kind , and small but has a big heart , he acts like a dick but really cares about other people , He has no friends but that does not matter , Tallen has depression but that does not stop him
That person Named Tallen is super lonely
Tallen by Blahblahdood78 October 24, 2019
- a combination of Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez's names

- the bestest of friends in the music industry
- two queens
Grace: Do you think Taylena should collab?
Albany: Of course! They're queens
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