tug tug

1. A playful description of either male masturbation or a handjob. Characterized by the tugging action on the penis.

2. A small boat used to pull ships.

Dude, Joe is not getting any tug tug tonight. What a dumbass.

by Haneef December 4, 2007

Tug Tug Splat

The car game of masturbating in the back seat in the interest of finishing in the eyes of the driver, causing and accident is the primary goal

Just had a quality game of Tug Tug Splat with Grandma

by The Bows July 11, 2015

see a tug send a tug

When exhchanging photos and tug on someones shirt (exposing cleavage) is seen you send a tug back

I was snapping this girl last night i pulled my shirt down and sent “see a tug send a tug” hoping to get nudes

by Caspertheheroghost13 June 25, 2018

tug boating

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.

Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....

by ohohface247 December 11, 2012

Thunder tug

A quick Franklin, you know jerking it in thunder and lightning, bolting off.

Ol Benjamin Franklin discovered electric conductivity while having a thunder tug, he sent up a kite in a terrible storm and as he furiously masturbated the lightning helped him get off.

by BEARCULES August 24, 2019

tug buddy

A thicc strong friend to help you achieve victory

Rubio's tug buddy Rojas was keeping the gap to Nizzolo in check while Healy and Mcnulty winked at each other.

by RosaliaYAlejandro4Ever May 22, 2023

Tug Beast

An unattractive, beastly whore usually found in large gatherings where alcohol is served and attractive men flourish. They prey on hammered guys with absolutely no standards. The tug beasts' specialty is giving out hand-jobs to random guys willing to look past their ghastly appearance.

Tommy: "Hey Todd all the hot chicks at this bar are prudes!"
Todd: "Yea bro I know, lets just get fucking hammered and pull these 2 tug beasts back to your place."

by Pantysnatch September 13, 2011