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Tug Burn 

When you masturbate with a sock and you get rug burn
Dude legit I can’t jerk off I got tug burn

Then maybe you should get tug burn more often
Tug Burn by Butter Son June 28, 2019

tug burn 

The effect of chronic and spirited masturbation.
Steve - Oh, man I got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!

Dave - Dammit Steve, you have got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!

Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
tug burn by AnUncleverName July 27, 2008

Indian tug burn 

A handjob given with no lotion.
Friend 1: What happened with you and that broad last night?

Friend 2: Bitch was givin me a Indian tug burn, my chief was smokin.
Indian tug burn by polosn95 March 17, 2011
The sore on ones penis from frequent or aggressive dry masturbation.
I dry stroked 3 times today...and boy do I have some tugburn.
tugburn by psylocibe June 14, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026