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A natural alphamale who attracts many diverse followers, however, still shows many traits that are characteristic of a crid

Note: it is common for followers of a tulit to acknowledge and obnoxiously greet him when passing the alphamale.
1) Due to his myriad of believers, Jesus Christ can be called a tulit.

Ex.
Disciples: "Ayy yo, Tulit, where you at?"
Jesus: "Da crib."
Tulit by Chef Roger April 25, 2011
Related Words
tublit tblitbs Tublet tablit tablita Tubbit Tubbitot Tubitha Tubitois Tubleted
The non-adhesive corner of the sticker found on most apples, bananas, and other produce used for ease of sticker removal
Marcelo: I'm having the darndest time removing the sticker from my apple. I'm just going to eat it--sticker and all!

Dan: Don't do it man; those stickers are toxic! Pull off the sticker using its tablit.
tablit by Dan Theman March 27, 2009
A cuddle-punching, cat-loving internet denizen who can often be found on Yahoo Answers. Tublet is well known for riding the bus and having an affinity for cute, furry hamsters. Upsetting Tublet may result in the offender receiving a slap to the face. However, anyone who is an 8.5 or above on a scale of 1-10 is immune from such punishment.
I asked Tublet for a cuddle-punch and all I got was a slap to the face because I'm only a 6 on a scale of 1-10.
Tublet by revengi June 30, 2009

Grum tublet 

A small ugly women, who has goblin like features with a fierce temper.
Cor blimey, that Ann Widdecombe is a Grum tublet

Tubsitis 

A horrible pathogenic disease that attacks the victims brain. It makes the victim long for food on a continuous basis until the victim eats themselves to death.
Doctor: I am sorry Miss. Read but you have a serious case of Tubsitis.
Patient: Oh f*ck knuckle!! *Says whilst eating a large pizza*
Tubsitis by HardcoreDanal October 20, 2015