Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Tulit
A natural alphamale who attracts many diverse followers, however, still shows many traits that are characteristic of a crid
Note: it is common for followers of a tulit to acknowledge and obnoxiously greet him when passing the alphamale.
Note: it is common for followers of a tulit to acknowledge and obnoxiously greet him when passing the alphamale.
1) Due to his myriad of believers, Jesus Christ can be called a tulit.
Ex.
Disciples: "Ayy yo, Tulit, where you at?"
Jesus: "Da crib."
Ex.
Disciples: "Ayy yo, Tulit, where you at?"
Jesus: "Da crib."
Tulit by Chef Roger April 25, 2011
tablit
The non-adhesive corner of the sticker found on most apples, bananas, and other produce used for ease of sticker removal
Marcelo: I'm having the darndest time removing the sticker from my apple. I'm just going to eat it--sticker and all!
Dan: Don't do it man; those stickers are toxic! Pull off the sticker using its tablit.
Dan: Don't do it man; those stickers are toxic! Pull off the sticker using its tablit.
tablit by Dan Theman March 27, 2009
Tublin
Tublin by Rumpus Jabari September 29, 2009
Tublet
A cuddle-punching, cat-loving internet denizen who can often be found on Yahoo Answers. Tublet is well known for riding the bus and having an affinity for cute, furry hamsters. Upsetting Tublet may result in the offender receiving a slap to the face. However, anyone who is an 8.5 or above on a scale of 1-10 is immune from such punishment.
Grum tublet
Grum tublet by The Archbishop of Banterbury2 June 12, 2011
Tubsitis
A horrible pathogenic disease that attacks the victims brain. It makes the victim long for food on a continuous basis until the victim eats themselves to death.
Doctor: I am sorry Miss. Read but you have a serious case of Tubsitis.
Patient: Oh f*ck knuckle!! *Says whilst eating a large pizza*
Patient: Oh f*ck knuckle!! *Says whilst eating a large pizza*
Tubsitis by HardcoreDanal October 20, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026