A cuddle-punching, cat-loving internet denizen who can often be found on Yahoo Answers. Tublet is well known for riding the bus and having an affinity for cute, furry hamsters. Upsetting Tublet may result in the offender receiving a slap to the face. However, anyone who is an 8.5 or above on a scale of 1-10 is immune from such punishment.
I asked Tublet for a cuddle-punch and all I got was a slap to the face because I'm only a 6 on a scale of 1-10.
A horrible pathogenic disease that attacks the victims brain. It makes the victimlong for food on a continuous basis until the victim eats themselves to death.
Doctor: I am sorry Miss. Read but you have a serious case of Tubsitis.
Patient: Oh f*ck knuckle!! *Says whilst eating a large pizza*