tubink

The process of thinking about food

I like to tubink about watermelon.

tubink by alice_jayne July 5, 2023

Tubing In Aruba 

An expression a typical Harold McGee would use when asking his students to stop daydreaming about being a thousand miles away. Often used during important lectures.

When you're sitting there sweating bullets on the AP exam, I'm going to remember this day, how you didn't hear a word I said. You were off tubing in aruba, a thousand miles away.

Tubing In Aruba by Je parle français January 31, 2019

tubin' 

Whippin' at your meat during a video conference call.

I was tired of Karen's constant complaining so I decided to a little tubin' to show my disdain

tubin' by Ziggipops October 19, 2020

wine tubing 

When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.

Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?

Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.

Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"

wine tubing by Mary Kay Mahopac October 27, 2012

Pussy Tubing 

Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.

A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.

Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!

Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?

Rex: PUSSY TUBING!

Pussy Tubing by Johnny K Lightning September 19, 2009

Tubin' 

Masturbating while on a video call.

He was tubin' during the online staff meeting just like Jeffrey Toobin.

Tubin' by Virgo Supercluster Resident October 19, 2020

Fallopian tubing 

The act in which a male releases his throat yogurt inside of a girl with no regard to whether or not she gets pregnant.

The other day, I went fallopian tubing inside your mom.

Fallopian tubing by You're Mom69 October 25, 2009