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Tearful is:
A) Something that makes you sad
or
B) A way to describe your feelings when you wanted something and you couldn't have it
A) Person 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Person 2: Oh no! How very tearful!

B) Person 1: Damn, I wanted to go to the Panic! At The Disco concert, but it was sold out!
Person 2: Yeah, I know! It's so very tearful!
Tearful by Sahley January 29, 2007

tearful masturbation 

When life just plain sucks and you cry and jerk off at the same time.
he couldn't get out of the friend zone so he had some tearful masturbation while listening to 'someone like you' by adele
tearful masturbation by poopyissad December 30, 2011

Tearfullink 

A furry-ass bitch with poor social skills
"Hey, did you see Tearfullink around?"

"Oh, you mean the little bitch?"
Tearfullink by ...UwU... December 17, 2021

Tearful Goodbye 

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.
Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...
Tearful Goodbye by meimei5363 September 9, 2010

tearful blumpkin 

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce
whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin
tearful blumpkin by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

tearfuljoy 

1. killer of all humans
2. is a very sexual person will do anything to dick down any niggas
3. will kill if not satisfide
im so tearfuljoy right now
tearfuljoy by the_unforgiviable_bff November 13, 2016