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Tearful is:
A) Something that makes you sad
or
B) A way to describe your feelings when you wanted something and you couldn't have it
A) Person 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Person 2: Oh no! How very tearful!

B) Person 1: Damn, I wanted to go to the Panic! At The Disco concert, but it was sold out!
Person 2: Yeah, I know! It's so very tearful!
Tearful by Sahley January 29, 2007

tearful masturbation 

When life just plain sucks and you cry and jerk off at the same time.
he couldn't get out of the friend zone so he had some tearful masturbation while listening to 'someone like you' by adele
tearful masturbation by poopyissad December 30, 2011

Tearfullink 

A furry-ass bitch with poor social skills
"Hey, did you see Tearfullink around?"

"Oh, you mean the little bitch?"
Tearfullink by ...UwU... December 17, 2021

Tearful Goodbye 

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.
Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...
Tearful Goodbye by meimei5363 September 9, 2010

tearful blumpkin 

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce
whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin
tearful blumpkin by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

tearfuljoy 

1. killer of all humans
2. is a very sexual person will do anything to dick down any niggas
3. will kill if not satisfide
im so tearfuljoy right now
tearfuljoy by the_unforgiviable_bff November 13, 2016
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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