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Tearful is:
A) Something that makes you sad
or
B) A way to describe your feelings when you wanted something and you couldn't have it
A) Person 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Person 2: Oh no! How very tearful!

B) Person 1: Damn, I wanted to go to the Panic! At The Disco concert, but it was sold out!
Person 2: Yeah, I know! It's so very tearful!
Tearful by Sahley January 29, 2007
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tearful masturbation 

When life just plain sucks and you cry and jerk off at the same time.
he couldn't get out of the friend zone so he had some tearful masturbation while listening to 'someone like you' by adele
tearful masturbation by poopyissad December 30, 2011

Tearful Goodbye 

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.
Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...
Tearful Goodbye by meimei5363 September 9, 2010

tearful blumpkin 

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce
whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin
tearful blumpkin by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011
full of tea, VERY juicy information
This EP is teaful, it shares a lot of personal things.
teaful by finding fletcher August 15, 2020
Containing a profuse amount of tea. When something is bursting with gossip or personal information
The S(EX) TAPES by Fletcher is extraordinarily teaful. It is full of spicy tea.

Fletchers new EP is teaful; she shares a lot of personal info.
Teaful by Cari FLETCHER August 16, 2020
The s(ex) tapes by Fletcher is extremely teaful.
teaful by finding fletcher August 15, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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