tstmo

Abbreviation of "that shit turns me on".

Callum: I just watched a man impale a pig's head on a spike!
Sam: HAWT D:!
Callum: tstmo

by Nex.Experiment August 27, 2009

TTTMO

Tik Tok Take Me Out

Yo mush, are you tuning in to Tyrone's live tonight? He's doing a TTTMO!

by Whilsen January 7, 2022

Titmouse

Neither a tit, nor a mouse. It's a bird believe it or not.

Is that a titmouse?

by Hastagyolol'egg November 5, 2017

totmom

When your mom makes tater-tots for dinner then accidentally kills you with chloroform because you won't go the fuck to sleep.

Thost tater-tots for dinner were great, thanks totmom! Hey, what are you doing with that handkerch......

by Nanny Disgrace July 12, 2011

Titmouse

Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.

Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.

by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008

TTMO

Time to move on.

He's a dick. TTMO.

by rallly March 19, 2013

TTMOL

Talking to myself out loud.

Men, I hope they did not hear me TTMOL while I was in the shower

by kaymo August 10, 2012