truthmuffin 

A user that updates there twitter, facebook and tumblr. Doesn't hide the truth from anyone and is widely popular with hipsters.

Many hipsters like to say: " truthmuffin's post are so triangle."

truthmuffin by Triangle R' Us December 28, 2010

trunkmuffin 

when you pull out someone's fold-out couch, crap in it, then fold it back up
and tuck it away.

Grant found out where she lived and cruised over there and was like "hey, is it cool if i sleep on your futon tonight?", after she fell asleep, he gave her a trunkmuffin then bailed.

trunkmuffin by willyla June 12, 2008

troutmuffin 

When a women has a yeast infection and does not take care of it with prescription ointment, OR when a women has a venereal disease of any sort and does not wash that twat frequently.

Yo man, I got desperate yesterday, I called Sharice and ate the troutmuffin, that shit was NAAAAASSSTTYYYYYY

troutmuffin by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005