trunkmuffin

when you pull out someone's fold-out couch, crap in it, then fold it back up
and tuck it away.

Grant found out where she lived and cruised over there and was like "hey, is it cool if i sleep on your futon tonight?", after she fell asleep, he gave her a trunkmuffin then bailed.

by willyla June 12, 2008

Trunk Muffin

The act of shitting in some ones trunk without their knowing, just waiting for the owner to open up and find the sweet trunk muffin

Hey man, Jesse was being a D-Bag, so i dropped a trunk muffin in his mom's exterra!

by ZNorton January 27, 2009

mexican trunk muffin

The act of defecating in someone's trunk without their knowing.

I just pulled a Mexican Trunk Muffin in Jerod's car.

by jerbear85 May 16, 2016

truthmuffin

A user that updates there twitter, facebook and tumblr. Doesn't hide the truth from anyone and is widely popular with hipsters.

Many hipsters like to say: " truthmuffin's post are so triangle."

by Triangle R' Us December 28, 2010

Turning Trickmuffins

Beatin the box up. It is a substitute for the now too popular "waxing Goose." Clearwater brings the fire on this site!

Russ got all liquored up and was Turning Trickmuffins on my couch. The stains were devastating.

by Grant Griffin December 12, 2006

Mexican Trunk Muffin

When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.

Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022