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Dude A: 'Dude, you know that girl last night?'
Dude B: 'Yah dude, she had really wide shoulders dude, nice ass doe'
Dude B: 'Dude, that chick wasn't a chick, it was a dude'
Dude A: 'Duude! Did you see it?'
Dude B: 'Nah dude, he had a trutch yo'

trutch by kantdestroyer September 30, 2013

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trutch

Trutch is a putridly infested vagina, cunt, hairy battleaxe wound, DNA dumpster, cum recepticle.

There's no way i'd go within 100 meters of her disgusting trutch

trutch by Ricky69696969 December 14, 2008

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Trump Truth

An administration lie that has been subjected to conversion therapy.

Did you hear the latest Trump Truth about crime being the highest it's been in 47 years. Yeah, I know crime is about as low as it has been in 15 years. I think they forgot to send that one through conversion therapy.

Trump Truth by Chas501 February 16, 2017

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Munch the trunch

Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.

I’m emigrating! Madonna’s threatened to go down on me and munch the trunch!

Munch the trunch by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016