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trumpmanship 

The act of carrying out grandiose political acts for narcissistic purposes whilst simultaneously demonstrating an uncanny ability to make every situation worse than all other projected outcomes.
Boris couldn’t have fucked it up anymore if he tried but his act of political Trumpmanship led to him catching COVID, political absenteeism and the highest death rates in Europe. The window licking fuck monkey claimed ‘it was the best response ever’, and it was only beaten by countries that could actually count.
trumpmanship by Thomas Payne October 13, 2020
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trumpsmanship 

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.
That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.
trumpsmanship by Chas501 January 22, 2017
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Trumpionship 

Do Republicans won the presidency, Senate and House. Trumpionship!
Trumpionship by Beerhimer November 10, 2016

trumpionship 

Becoming a "self-made billionaire" when your father transfers $400 million to you is a trumpionship.
trumpionship by smjgJsbjgsm October 29, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016