trumped me
trumped me by Altamira November 12, 2016
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blow me like a trumpet
A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.
Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!
blow me like a trumpet by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2020
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Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet
Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.
Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet by mockschmock December 9, 2006
Trumpede
I was trying to explain that if we put a tariff on Mexican products, the American people will pay for the wall but I found myself in the midst of a Trumpede.
Shhh, don't talk, don't use logic, this is a Trumpede.
Shhh, don't talk, don't use logic, this is a Trumpede.
Trumpede by King Of The Underworld February 22, 2017
Trumpedemic
Trumpedemic by Bon of a Sitch March 28, 2017
Trumpement
Overly watery yet frothy and extremely vile, flowing excrement that appears to have substance yet has no known purpose
I was up all night filling my toilet bowl with trumpement
Walking down the the street suddenly an orange bird sprayed all it's trumpement on my head, that smell will be there for days
Walking down the the street suddenly an orange bird sprayed all it's trumpement on my head, that smell will be there for days
Trumpement by blindpoodle August 30, 2020
Meat Trumpet
Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.
Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend
Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend
Meat Trumpet by Elias Dimitri Melas December 27, 2020
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