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Trump Me

Ask for a favor only when you need something

Otherwise you have no use for me
Don’t Trump Me you haven’t talked to me in at least two months
by The WME October 14, 2022
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Give me trump

Like blowing Bubba but receiving

Getting a blow job
Me otp trynna convince shawty to give me trump
by Momoloulupoop November 18, 2025
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Annoys me like Trump

Used whenever a situation is annoying like Trump. "Like Trump" can be used with any negative emotion such as frustrating, saddening and the list goes on.
"Martha, stop complaining so much, it annoys me like Trump"

"Dude, I simply can't get this girl to notice me, it frustrates me like Trump"
by Fearlize February 5, 2017
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Give me some trump

Asking someone to give you a bj, similar to giving someone kirk
"Hey bae can you give me some trump later tn?"
"Boy bye"
by cheche292 November 16, 2025
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putting me through the Trump

when a person tells you obvious lies, and will cite very spurious sources to support their claims. Often brought by loose anecdotal evidence.
Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."
by ZombieZero99 August 28, 2022
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Trump Meals on Wheels

Trump Meals on Wheels is when the Donald tried to get rid of Meals on Wheels for good.
Did you hear about Trump Meals on Wheels? Yeah, dude it's not wheeling around anymore.
by PWS27 April 7, 2017
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The Trump Merkin

When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.
by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017
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