trumar

Like True but more stupid and annoying

Luis: I would eat you out but I need to study for my test!
Alexis: Trumar.

trumar by Undercoverluis March 22, 2017

Trumparalysis 

An inability to accomplish anything due to an overwhelming preoccupation with all things Trump, particularly actions with likely disastrous repurcussions.

I had a bad case of trumparalysis after watchIng the news this morning.

Trumparalysis by Ivan Early March 23, 2017

trumpromise 

foppish and/or flippant conversation,inane rhetoric, bs promises,etc..

Dude your indecisiveness! This situation has been totally Trumpromised!

trumpromise by knightB4 November 24, 2016

Trumor 

A rumor that is true

"Did you the rumor about Sarah blowing Dan?"
"Dude that's not a rumor that's a trumor!"

Trumor by Daniel Mcauly October 19, 2013

trumpressed 

verb

: feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: having a serious medical condition that causes a person to feel very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpressed" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depressed."

"Barbara decided to skip her birthday party this year since she was feeling way too trumpressed."

"Have you spoken to Larry lately? I'm worried about him; he seems clinically trumpressed."

"If you're feeling trumpressed, take a deep breath and say to yourself, 'This, too, shall pass.'"

trumpressed by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

Truman 

Truman is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. From the beginning he can make you smile and be so happy about yourself. What caught your eye about Truman was he is the cutest with a smile that is so contagious everyone around him starts to smile. His hair so so perfect you can't stop looking at him. His looks got you from the start but his personality and ability to melt your heart is why you stayed. With a sense of humor so good the ice is broken right from the beginning. If you ever find a Truman do not even think about leaving. Once you've left they do not know much else to do because trumans are so loyal they will not ever leave. Trumans are always good at sports especially soccer and football. Trumans are the closest thing to perfect. Do not ever leave a Truman I did and I still cannot forgive myself. Trumans are a blessing to everyone who knows one.

Man he was a real Truman, but I think im in love.

Do you think that Truman will ever notice me?

He must be a Truman with that hot hair.

Truman by I miss trumoo December 28, 2014

Truman Complex 

A psychological disorder where the patient is convinced that the whole world is there just for his/her enjoyment. Such patients often exhibit behavior that their actions do not really effect others and the world is their audience.

Fucking Braun thinks he is so funny. He walks around life just doing what ever he wants like he is in some god damn TV show. I wish he would really go seek help for his Truman complex.

Truman Complex by Rye! February 28, 2009