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Butt-truffle 

A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!
Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .
Butt-truffle by Wordmiser November 28, 2017

Butt truffle

Sticking a thumb up someone's butt and coming away with poo covered hemorrhoid on the tip of thumb.

Hypothetical situation. Drunken thoughts on butt foreplay.
"Freddie was getting real into the backside foreplay but stopped when he got a butt truffle as a parting gift."
Butt truffle by tiffcakes July 10, 2016

BUTT TRUFFLE

A typical workplace occurrence where one easily identifiable member of staff gets ahead financially and within their career by being the biggest brown nosing, greedy, self serving wet lettuce imaginable which ultimately grinds everyone's gears and leads them to dislike that particular individual for their shocking performance.

The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.
Mary: what is hugh doing in that secret meeting, it's his 3rd of the day?

John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.
BUTT TRUFFLE by BanterStock April 21, 2018

Truffle Butter Pipeline 

When you mix shit and cum together very well to make truffle butter then you put it in a condom. After that you put it in the freezer and when it freezes you use it as a dildo.
I was going to make a Truffle Butter Pipeline, but I my shit was too watery

Truffle Butty

Brent and his truffle butty Jade wrecked the sheets again Saturday night with a wild session of making truffle butter. Though Jade has been on the receiving end of the angry pirate, she and Brent are still best truffle butties.
Truffle Butty by Spunkster September 19, 2015