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truckdriver blowjob 

when you stick your dick in a hole through a wall and get a blowjob. More popular at a trurkstop restroom, where the sex of the person giving the blowjob. Thus not making you gay due to the hidden identy of the blower.
Dude I just got a truckdriver blowjob at the flying J. But I am not gay because their was no eye contact.

orange truckdriver 

the act of taking a shit on your partners chest while eating a bag of cheetos.
Tim and Barbera want to try something different in bed so they did an orange truckdriver.

danthe_truckdriver 

A handsome, amazing man who is strong, fast and destroys everything in his path. A overall very pro, and just monstrously tall/strong man.
Damn is that (danthe_truckdriver)? He makes me look like complete shit in boxing! He could take on a 1,000 men without a scratch I bet!

rusty truckdriver

When you run of gas and you have to go to the "firehouse" to get more "gas". The definition of receiving gas is rather ambiguous.
Mikela Portsmom totally got a rusty truckdriver last night!
rusty truckdriver by Mikelaportsmom February 18, 2011

Tow Truck Driver 

A person that requires very little sleep. Fueled by caffeine, nicotine and crude humor. Often working 6-12 days straight without off time. Thrives in bad weather and drives into it while others drive away, Enjoys listening to people complain about their 9-5 jobs and how their hours are to hard.
Oh you crashed your car into a ditch at 3am in the snow? Don't worry call the Tow Truck Driver, they never sleep anyways.
Tow Truck Driver by Nivek November 4, 2017

Truck Driver Fart

A loud, monstrous, gaseous explosion from the anus that claps the ass cheeks and rattles the walls
"Bro, that fat girl probably rips off a couple truck driver farts every morning - I'm gonna get her drunk tonight and bang her silly"