Truckdriver

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A Truck Driver is when you put your index finger in a girl's butthole, and your thumb in her vagina. You then push in firmly, and proceed to pinch the skin in between the vagina and asshole. While doing this, yell "TRUCK DRIVER!".

After Lucy's truckdriver, the skin between her vagina and asshole was a little sore.

Truckdriver by DavieD008 August 17, 2006

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truckdriver blowjob

when you stick your dick in a hole through a wall and get a blowjob. More popular at a trurkstop restroom, where the sex of the person giving the blowjob. Thus not making you gay due to the hidden identy of the blower.

Dude I just got a truckdriver blowjob at the flying J. But I am not gay because their was no eye contact.

truckdriver blowjob by greenhorn101 July 8, 2011

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orange truckdriver

the act of taking a shit on your partners chest while eating a bag of cheetos.

Tim and Barbera want to try something different in bed so they did an orange truckdriver.

orange truckdriver by bigbrian31036 March 4, 2010

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danthe_truckdriver

A handsome, amazing man who is strong, fast and destroys everything in his path. A overall very pro, and just monstrously tall/strong man.

Damn is that (danthe_truckdriver)? He makes me look like complete shit in boxing! He could take on a 1,000 men without a scratch I bet!

danthe_truckdriver by TheGreatScribe November 1, 2020

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rusty truckdriver

When you run of gas and you have to go to the "firehouse" to get more "gas". The definition of receiving gas is rather ambiguous.

Mikela Portsmom totally got a rusty truckdriver last night!

rusty truckdriver by Mikelaportsmom February 18, 2011

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Tow Truck Driver

A person that requires very little sleep. Fueled by caffeine, nicotine and crude humor. Often working 6-12 days straight without off time. Thrives in bad weather and drives into it while others drive away, Enjoys listening to people complain about their 9-5 jobs and how their hours are to hard.

Oh you crashed your car into a ditch at 3am in the snow? Don't worry call the Tow Truck Driver, they never sleep anyways.

Tow Truck Driver by Nivek November 4, 2017

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Truck Driver Fart

A loud, monstrous, gaseous explosion from the anus that claps the ass cheeks and rattles the walls

"Bro, that fat girl probably rips off a couple truck driver farts every morning - I'm gonna get her drunk tonight and bang her silly"

Truck Driver Fart by Dawn Keedic May 17, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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