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King Pig doing the trollface, generally used by the drugged-up followers of a certain Team Fortress 2 streamer.
Guy: What the hell is Trollos?
Crackhead: 983749571039592929508138937890540954
Trollos by hello gordon August 16, 2021

Trolliosis 

Trolliosis describes a condition in which a regular functioning person has the urge to go online and troll every status update, picture, video, etc. As of today, there is no known cure for troliosis, however it is said that if you are able to sufficiently troll everyone you know within 24 hours of contracting the virus, you will be cured.
Girl: Your new nick name is bear grills!

Trolliosis victim: Do bears use grills, or do you mean Bear Grylls?
Trolliosis by RubiksKoobs December 18, 2011

trollosopher 

A trollosopher is a person seeking knewledge about the art of trolling. Trollosophers are the most cunning of all trolls, and use the most clever tactics for trolling.
A trollosopher's dream is to master the art of trolling.
trollosopher by Trollosopher April 18, 2012

Tollhouse 

Tits that resemble Giant Tollhouse cookies.
Dam yo, that girl has some fuggin Tollhouses.
Tollhouse by Aaron,Dave,Maz December 3, 2003

Trollosophy 

When a troll gives his "philosophic" views to provoke other people into getting in a moral discussion and arguments.

associated with troll logic
Your trollosophy on how science doesn't prove anything is rather weak.
Trollosophy by sk8terpoke September 16, 2012

Trolligus 

When you have to Massage your grandmothers feet until u get fungus all over your hands
Grandmother: it’s time to trolligus
Kid 1: what’s that
Grandmother: it’s when u massage my feet till u get fungus on them
Kid 1: ok
Trolligus by Habugga nagugga December 27, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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