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When a Troll and Mall Ninja have an off spring, it is called a Trollkin.

More often then naught the Trollkin likes to make posts on the wingnut side of life. They love their firearms more then your normal gun owner does. They tend to express a lot of opinions and refer to them as facts. They love to claim about having "proven" some point when in fact they have done is post a badly written opinion. You'll always know a Trollkin based on their lack of grammar and spelling mistakes for each post.
They also tend to idolize so-called adults who in turn lack any sense of social skills.
Enviromoto: From my experience the chrome lined barrel AK47 are indestructible. Wish I could affard another one. Just got done restocking the ammobox so Ill have to wait till next year or get lucky.

Twit: Umm, why do you keep posting about AK-47's and your experiences with firearms on a BBS that has nothing to do with firearms? Are you always such a Trollkin?

Spock: He's kind of a jerk, but not in a funny way.
Trollkin by Das Twit September 11, 2009
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a young or inexpereienced troll
You don't think a trollkin like him can fool me, do you.
trollkin by Light Joker February 12, 2005

Trolling and Vino 

The perfect hump day combination for provocateurs and pranksters. No Wednesday night is complete without the needless, drunken, badgering of one’s adversaries via social media.
Betsy: What are we doing tonight, honey? She’s asks….already knowing the answer
Darren: “It’s Wednesday.” Spoken with a sarcastic tone and a hint of disbelief
Betsy: “and….” Her eye’s roll
Darren: “A little Trolling and Vino”
Besty “Aren’t you getting a little old for this kind of behavior?”
Darren sip. click, click, click, click… #GrotesqueMonsterWife badgering me again. Mean meme forthcoming. #DarrenBesertMemeMachine #BestedByBesert #MonetizeTheMemes

we do a little trolling 

When you partake in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery
Person a: why are there federal agents outside your house?
Person b: we do a little trolling at the orphanage.

we do a little trolling 

A little act of trolling, or a small prank.
Person 1: "DID YOU JUST KILL A PREGNANT WOMAN?!"
Person 2: "We do a little trolling, it's called we do a little trolling."

Name trolling 

The act of listing your first name on Urban Dictionary then describing yourself as a great or desirable person. This lone act is ruining the random search function on UD by replacing real words with stupid, lame-ass self praise. A complete waste of time, these entries should be rejected by UD instead of being added to the list.

Comes from trolling, the annoying act of people posting stupid crap on sites just to get a reaction.
A: Dude, I just did a random search on UD and saw all of these entries for "Katie", "Bob", etc.

B: Yeah, there's a lot of that stupid name trolling on UD now. It's really ruining the site!

A: Totally. Wish someone at UD would do something about this.
Name trolling by GeneRickyShaw2 February 6, 2013

we do a little trolling 

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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