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trojan helemet

Occurs when one of your friends has drank excessively and has passed out, this is when the magic happens you know place the nut sack directly on top of the passed out drunkard's eyes then laying ones penis on the top of the nose resembling a trojan helemet.
We gave chad a trojan helemet after he passed out on wine coolers and light beer.
trojan helemet by Dr.Montabon November 5, 2007
Words you can keep

trojan helmet 

the act of a man laying his testicles in ones eye sockets and laying his dick down the middle of the persons nose to their lips thus resmbling a trojan helmet
"While Mary was sleeping I took out mt dick and laid it on her head to make a trojan helmet."
trojan helmet by Fudger April 24, 2003

trojan helmet 

A variation of the "Roman Helmet". The act of a man laying his testicles in someone else's eye sockets and laying his dick down the middle of the persons nose to their lips making it look like a Roman Helmet. The man wears a condom thus making it a "Trojan Helmet"
I want to be "protected" so I think I'll do the "Trojan Helmet" on Billy instead of the regular "Roman Helmet".
trojan helmet by SDJoker January 26, 2005

raging trojan helmet 

the putting of the nut sack onto the top of anothers head, letting the balls droop down to the nose. This makes it look like a trojan's helmet with the nose piece.
The girl was insulted when the man decided to give her a raging trojan helmet.
raging trojan helmet by Dan McKenna September 11, 2005

Trojan Helmet 

A man places their nuts on a girl's eyes so the penis hangs down on top of their nose, emulating a trojan helmet
Your dick on her face-a Trojan Helmet
Trojan Helmet by Nate's got a penis November 4, 2009

Trojan Helmet 

Placing one Penis and balls on someones forhead, draping the penis between the eyes to give the appearance of a Trojan Helmet.
"I'm so going to Tea Bag him."
"Do him one up and give him a Trojan Helmet."
Trojan Helmet by Bowdnasty March 30, 2010

Trojan Helmet 

The position a male gets into when he lays his testicles in a sleeping female's eyesockets and places his penis between the female's upper lip and the tip of her nose. When the female is tickled she wakes up and is forced to give oral sex to the male.
"I gave Liv a Trojan Helmet when she was asleep once, but she didn't wake up."

"Don't you ever give me a Trojan Helmet again!"

Definition Code A-001
Trojan Helmet by Definer November 2, 2004
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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