Bowdnasty's definitions

Trojan Helmet

Placing one Penis and balls on someones forhead, draping the penis between the eyes to give the appearance of a Trojan Helmet.

"I'm so going to Tea Bag him."
"Do him one up and give him a Trojan Helmet."

by Bowdnasty March 30, 2010

Fart Shovel

Any object or body part used to scoop and serve a fart into someones face

"Hey did you see that cup?"
"Yea that would make a great fart shovel!"

by Bowdnasty March 30, 2010