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tris prior 

" Don't try and define me "

Tris prior is perfect she isn't pretty and four would only go to her funeral if there was cake . She is brave and selfless smart and uncontrollable she has 3 birds tattoed onto her collarbone andblonde hair . She transfered from abnegation to dauntless because she wasn't 'good' enough and wanted to be free . Her parents die in divergent , she nearly dies in i surgent and caleb is supposed to die in allegiant . She shoots her friend and falls in love with four . And above all she is dauntless , divergent, undefinable and dead .
I can't belive she died she was perfect :(
Who died ? Tris prior
Yup :'(
tris prior by Veronica roth December 30, 2013
Promethazine Hydrochloride and Codeine Phosphate cough syrup produced by Tris Pharma Inc. Popularized by underground rappers like Yeat, Kankan, Autumn!, and Summrs
Commonly mixed with soda and ice in doubled-up styrofoam cups.
Im sippin' on Tris and it has me leanin'
Tris by iCy but Melting March 20, 2022

Tris-Blig 

A Tris-Blig is technically fecial matter covered in the inner anus' blood. Known in slang as a "cherry raisin", a Tris can be devistating to any sufferer of Bligovtrophy.

First noted by Sir Christopher Jenkins J. Bligh esq. in the English city of Morecombe, as peasents scuttled down the side-streets and alley-ways holding handfuls of bloody human excrement after a chimp had infected the local water source with is gangernous elbow. Sir C. Bligh was rumoured to .... and I quote "Oh Winston, looks like they are dabbling in the devil's period. Oh the horrors, but its gruesomely funny"

Videos of such a disease exist, naming for example 1 man 1 jar.

A Tris-Blig is not to be mistaken with a Bris-Tlig!
Benedict - Oh poppycock Alfred, I seem to have acquired a small case of Tris-Blig!

Alfred - Sir, I......, what on Earth have you been doing?.... There is blood everywhere!!! Its down the back of your long-johns!!! And the smell is unphathomable!!! Joseph, Mary and Jesus in a shoe box, how did this happen?? Its even on the hall curtains!!!

Benedict - I do not feel, how you say, over the moon?

Alfred - ......
Tris-Blig by Caffo January 27, 2011
You drinkin' that purp?

Nah, I'm flyin' on that Tris.
Tris by duekdude0 August 18, 2021

tris and tobias 

One of the best love stories ever! GO READ DIVERGENT!!!!!!
I won't ruin the book, but seriously read it. It's becoming a movie. It is a dystopian novel ( like hunger games) tris and Tobias are awesome
copilot: are you ready for takeoff sir?
pilot: yeah almost i’m sippin tris
tris by sir bill macerall January 6, 2021