When something completely and utterly goes crazy it is said to have gone 'triggus'. Nothing can explain this behaviour or maneurism; it is simply triggus.
"Man, my X-Box keepsfreezing and deleting my achievements"
" It's going triggus man!"
Or
"That squirrell is going triggus, look at it, it's going triggus."
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.