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TreonAStump
TreonAStump has the most slutty girlfriend out there his penis is about 0.00000006 centimeters long. He loves to get little underaged girls in his white van.
TreonAStump by TreonAstump is gay May 16, 2019
teyona
A highly intellectual individual. Someone who's beautiful soul matches their exterior. Can be tempered easily, though a sweet person. Usually of African descent, if not they were raised in the hood. Cash me outside how bout dah. Unique name, they usually hate their mom for their name in early childhood.
teyona by T33.moneyy March 13, 2017
Teyonah
Teyonah is the most hilarious person you'll ever meet. She is also the prettiest and cutest girl you will ever see. She can be nice, but when it comes to her close friends, she always has your back. She acts crazy and wild and is the bravest out of your whole group of friends. She is a very loyal and honest person and can always make a conversation. She is very sensitive and emotional but handles it all. She is also really into boys and people may call her a "ho". But she doesn't care what people say about her and always has the best comebacks. She is really picky and greedy and loves her family and friends. She is always trust worthy and can make ypu happy at all times. Ahe can also sing hella good. She can be Ariana Grande and Billie Eilish at THE SAME TIME!! get you a girl who can do that! She has all the boys over her and is tge most popular girl in her whole grade!
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026