tresco

To go crazy under intense pressure, like Somerset and England batsman Marcus Trescothick.

'How's Dan coping with exams?'
'Terribly - he's trescoing.'

'I don't think Sol Campbell would cope well with an England re-call - he always Trescos in big situations.'

tresco by bringbackathers May 20, 2009

Tresco

Flaccid

He was being Tresco

Tresco by Bonfires September 6, 2020

Tresco

Flaccid

He was acting very tresco

Tresco by Bonfires September 6, 2020

Pasta Tolerance Treshold 

Indicates for how many successive days you can live on pasta (plain or with something) without turning grumpy. Especially important when you are a poor student. If you are beyond your pasta tolerance treshold (PTT) you might want to switch to rice, polenta, potatoes etc. for a few days until you reach, for example, your rice tolerance treshold (RTT).

"Ey dude, pasta for dinner tonight?"
"No man, I'm really beyond my Pasta Tolerance Treshold. I'm going for rice instead."
"Alright, I see what you mean. Your PTT is not to be messed with!"

Pasta Tolerance Treshold by MissJones March 24, 2013

Tesco Value Vodka 

Oh sweet aqua vitae!

Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.

It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.

When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.

Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.

Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"

Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"

Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"

Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"

Tesco Value Vodka by Freols May 18, 2009

tesco connection 

a very crappy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.

me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.

tesco connection by volound September 19, 2009

Baba Tesco 

To steal from Tesco

Babatise did a Baba Tesco last week

Baba Tesco by Yung Dhaveed February 22, 2022