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TrashBook Pro 

MacBook Pros made by Apple from 2016 to 2020 that were too thin to cool properly, had keyboards that broke within one week of owning the thing and didn't have any ports
A: Hey is that a new computer?
B: Yeah I upgraded after my TrashBook Pro overheated so much it burned my house down along with all its dongles.
TrashBook Pro by ncmd October 1, 2022

TrashBook 

A derogatory term used in place of "MacBook". It is used to insinuate the substandard performance that the Macbook displays in comparison to other laptops of a similar or lower price.
Why purchase a $2000 TrashBook when you can purchase something that does more for $1000?
TrashBook by onytay January 7, 2015

trashbot 

When Noah thinks some is trash and a bot
Your a fricken trashbot
trashbot by Noeydapoo May 17, 2019

trashboat 

Noun: An undesirable person or object that is unwanted and rejected.

Adjective: Used to describe someone's repulsiveness. (For lack of better words)
Example 1: "Hey Jim! How was your date?"

Jim: "Dude... She was a straight up trashboat. I couldn't even eat."

Example 2: "Don't bring that trashboat to my party bro, or I'll fuck your sister."
trashboat by Bigtree July 12, 2012

Trashboat 

An individual who is down to do all the drugs all of the time despite not appearing to be so inclined. May have taken meth one time but you would never be able to tell by simply looking. Always the last one to crash out at parties despite usually being the one to consume the most drugs.
Turns out (blank) is an absolute fucking trashboat, last night I saw them drop acid after drinking 12 pints at the pub.
Trashboat by Cassius32 January 11, 2016

Trashboat 

When you wake up at 6:30am and find yourself wearing nothing but very small underwear and a time bomb, you suddenly realize your in a trashboat.
Oh no my friends tricked me and now I'm on a trashboat.
Trashboat by Jamezisboss March 18, 2015