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Trainwrecked 

The result of a long evening consuming booze and other mind altering drugs.
Lenny announced at the bar at midnight, " I have just begun to defile myself" . It could only end one way trainwrecked
Trainwrecked by BluStarr September 5, 2016
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Trainwrecked me 

A sexual position where a boy uses the girl's legs like a train track and pounds her in like a choo choo train. Think missionary but on steroids with leg burns.
That boy trainwrecked me hard last night. I might possibly have leg burns by the friction of his hairy legs.
Trainwrecked me by Jbird2020 January 25, 2021

emotional trainwreck 

A person who is highstrung; who comes into a new relationship with a lot of unresolved issues; who has a lot of emotional baggage; who needs a lot of support and attention from their partner
"I'm looking to date someone a little more stable, since my last partner was an emotional trainwreck."
emotional trainwreck by anikgirl January 21, 2009

Trainwreck TV

Something that you know is going to be either horrible, or monotonous (like a security cam), but you can't stop watching..
So I watched Trainwreck tv for 4 hours straight last night...Help!
Trainwreck TV by ocbinor September 30, 2018

trainwrecking 

DJ lingo for one of a DJ's worst nightmares, when two songs are mixed together but don't match up. Creates an ugly offbeat mess.
Oh my god, that DJ was trainwrecking so badly!! I was gonna kill that guy...!
trainwrecking by ninetigerr July 3, 2005

Trainwreck 

What the whole world is currently experiencing for 366 days straight.
This year is a trainwreck. It certainly aged like milk.
Trainwreck by Pialinist July 5, 2020

trainwreck 

A person or situation that can't escape an inevitable bad outcome; hence, a trainwreck.
"The woman can't ever get a good man, a good job, or education. Her life sucks. She is a trainwreck!"
trainwreck by fabokroert January 9, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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