Trainwrecked

The result of a long evening consuming booze and other mind altering drugs.

Lenny announced at the bar at midnight, " I have just begun to defile myself" . It could only end one way trainwrecked

by BluStarr September 5, 2016

Trainwrecked me

A sexual position where a boy uses the girl's legs like a train track and pounds her in like a choo choo train. Think missionary but on steroids with leg burns.

That boy trainwrecked me hard last night. I might possibly have leg burns by the friction of his hairy legs.

by Jbird2020 January 25, 2021

emotional trainwreck

A person who is highstrung; who comes into a new relationship with a lot of unresolved issues; who has a lot of emotional baggage; who needs a lot of support and attention from their partner

"I'm looking to date someone a little more stable, since my last partner was an emotional trainwreck."

by anikgirl January 21, 2009

Trainwreck TV

Something that you know is going to be either horrible, or monotonous (like a security cam), but you can't stop watching..

So I watched Trainwreck tv for 4 hours straight last night...Help!

by ocbinor September 30, 2018

trainwrecking

DJ lingo for one of a DJ's worst nightmares, when two songs are mixed together but don't match up. Creates an ugly offbeat mess.

Oh my god, that DJ was trainwrecking so badly!! I was gonna kill that guy...!

by ninetigerr July 3, 2005

Trainwreck

What the whole world is currently experiencing for 366 days straight.

This year is a trainwreck. It certainly aged like milk.

by Pialinist July 5, 2020

trainwreck

A person or situation that can't escape an inevitable bad outcome; hence, a trainwreck.

"The woman can't ever get a good man, a good job, or education. Her life sucks. She is a trainwreck!"

by fabokroert January 9, 2009