tragidize 

(traj-eh-dize): verb; something unfortunate or terribly humiliating happening to an object or individual.

Eric got tragidized that other night when he passed out drunk and we wrote all over him.

tragidize by Jim Z May 3, 2005

I write sins not tragedies 

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.

Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"

I write sins not tragedies by Allie Waters-Statan January 23, 2019

tragedies 

The opposite of jokes; the antithesis of cool. Invented by Nerdfighter John Green.

Hey, remember when you stole my ex-girlfriend? That was really tragedies.

tragedies by valerie2776 April 22, 2008

tragified 

When one is sad to an extreme extent.

I was tragified when I had to stay in the car on such a beautiful day.

tragified by oBUCCone March 20, 2010

Tragicized 

adj./adv. the state of having great trauma or tragedy inflicted upon oneself or others.

“After the long trek up the mountain, Laura lay on the couch, tragicized, with one arm flung dramatically over her head, and the other drooping low to the carpet.”

Tragicized by windar July 13, 2009

tragedies 

i write sins not tragedies

pray for your sins, not tragedies.

haven't you people ever heard of it?

tragedies by panic!atthedictionary April 22, 2018

Tragedite 

Emotionally unstable kids who think they have a horrible life and cry whenever they get a chance. They usually say lies just to get attention and make people feel sorry for them.

Person: *Cry* Oh, my life is misery!
Other person: You're such a tragedite!
Person: Oh.. boo hoo hoo!

Tragedite by kristen.whoa. May 4, 2006