Tragedite 

Emotionally unstable kids who think they have a horrible life and cry whenever they get a chance. They usually say lies just to get attention and make people feel sorry for them.

Person: *Cry* Oh, my life is misery!
Other person: You're such a tragedite!
Person: Oh.. boo hoo hoo!

Tragedite by kristen.whoa. May 4, 2006

I write sins not tragedies 

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.

Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"

I write sins not tragedies by Allie Waters-Statan January 23, 2019

tragedies 

The opposite of jokes; the antithesis of cool. Invented by Nerdfighter John Green.

Hey, remember when you stole my ex-girlfriend? That was really tragedies.

tragedies by valerie2776 April 22, 2008

tragidize 

(traj-eh-dize): verb; something unfortunate or terribly humiliating happening to an object or individual.

Eric got tragidized that other night when he passed out drunk and we wrote all over him.

tragidize by Jim Z May 3, 2005

Tragedia dell Arte

Something so terrible, that it becomes funny. But it's so funny that it makes us question reality and meaning of life. So ultimately it's really sad and depressing.

We can't swap back our champs again! Why does this happen every time? Now I have to go aftershock Ryze, once more! Thats really tragedia dell arte.

Tragedia dell Arte by Dejvees April 1, 2021

tragedies 

i write sins not tragedies

pray for your sins, not tragedies.

haven't you people ever heard of it?

tragedies by panic!atthedictionary April 22, 2018

Tragedize 

Verb. To strike down with tragedy or tragic irony; Most often brought about by uncontrollable forces.

Billy's date was tragedized by the unexpected arrival of his mother, who had yet to take her meds

Tragedize by AmadeusAmadeus April 19, 2010