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Trayton
Traytons (Tribus Arboretum), a fairly rare species (Pop. <1000), are often a moderately reserved type of person. They may seem a little generic when you first meet them, as they don’t usually want attention in public.
They often have a few close friends, but that’s about it. Most people are only Traytons’ acquaintances or passing friends, despite being in close contact with him for many years.
Traytons, despite what has been previously stated, do enjoy people, but are usually too shy to make a first interaction, and tend to dislike when people who they’ve just met pry personal questions out of them.
The Trayton regularly enjoys adventure,but generally prefers a small group of family members or friends to go with them, as they tend to distrust their social and problem solving skills.
There isn’t much evidence of Traytons as far as aging goes, due to most of them being born between 1990-2010.
Overall, Traytons are incredibly and meticulously thoughtful, yet sometimes may SEEM immature or overly excited about something they love. However, their emotions are typically well tempered, and it’s difficult to rile them up at all when they are feeling zoned in. It’s a very rare, shy, intelligent breed. However, it’s really only by truly knowing a Trayton that you’ll understand the incalculable complexity of emotions and thought which lies within him.
They often have a few close friends, but that’s about it. Most people are only Traytons’ acquaintances or passing friends, despite being in close contact with him for many years.
Traytons, despite what has been previously stated, do enjoy people, but are usually too shy to make a first interaction, and tend to dislike when people who they’ve just met pry personal questions out of them.
The Trayton regularly enjoys adventure,but generally prefers a small group of family members or friends to go with them, as they tend to distrust their social and problem solving skills.
There isn’t much evidence of Traytons as far as aging goes, due to most of them being born between 1990-2010.
Overall, Traytons are incredibly and meticulously thoughtful, yet sometimes may SEEM immature or overly excited about something they love. However, their emotions are typically well tempered, and it’s difficult to rile them up at all when they are feeling zoned in. It’s a very rare, shy, intelligent breed. However, it’s really only by truly knowing a Trayton that you’ll understand the incalculable complexity of emotions and thought which lies within him.
Guy1: Did you see Trayton?
Guy2: Who’s Trayton?
Guy1: You know, Marcy’s boy?
Guy2: Oh right. He seems nice, I think. He hasn’t talked directly to me ever, but he puts a word in on conversations I’m a part of occasionally at church.
Guy:1 Well he saw the meteor that you saw! He told me to tell you to report it to the American Meteor Society or something like that.
Guy2: Who’s Trayton?
Guy1: You know, Marcy’s boy?
Guy2: Oh right. He seems nice, I think. He hasn’t talked directly to me ever, but he puts a word in on conversations I’m a part of occasionally at church.
Guy:1 Well he saw the meteor that you saw! He told me to tell you to report it to the American Meteor Society or something like that.
Trayton by IknowaTrayton October 25, 2022
Trayton
Trayton’s are the most loving and sweetest person of them. Trayton’s are usually country boys so hard working is in their blood. They never give up and always know what they want out of life. Usually make a lot of mistakes when it comes to love but once they find the right girl they will do everything in their power to treat her right and care for her.
traeton
sexy muthafucker. good ass fuck in the bed & knows how to steal a girls heart. Genuinely a great guy with a great dinga ling.
traeton by potato green soup November 14, 2021
Trayton
Trayton - Usually a white Guy with a Huge Dick. And big legs. He’s always a smartass too . A guy that is also cool to hang out with . Usually goes for the hottest girls but he’s a little wild . He’s always in a good mood get yourself a Trayton!
Bethany- Oh my who is that?
Friend - That’s Trayton he is the man around town but I would stay away
Bethany- I think I’m in love
Friend - That’s Trayton he is the man around town but I would stay away
Bethany- I think I’m in love
Trayton by Langahorndale February 3, 2020
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