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A girl that is an acual party pooper. She enjoys showing up to parties she wasn't invited to and pooping. Other than that she is an amazing young girl who always tells the truth.
Hey did Tafton poop at your party?
Yeah.
tafton by Fatdogface July 5, 2016
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tatonkadonk 

1. A large hairy(human)butt. Usually male.
2. A buffalo's behind.
When the plumber bent over I noticed his tatonkadonk!
tatonkadonk by Steve Brown August 30, 2008
Tayton (noun) Tate (abv.) A stalwart and muscular man Skilled with his hands. Pays attention to minute details, and is very mechanical. Handsome when dressed up, but a knockout when sweaty and dirty from working or playing hard. A great kisser (but watch the tongue). Probably a skilled laborer or engineer. Possibly a surgeon or chiropractor.
The guys were all jealous of Tayton as their girlfriends gaped at his muscles, shiny with sweat and dust, as they passed the construction site.
Tayton by nmiorme February 4, 2010
A person who is Half-Korean, Half-Mexican and has a British accent. Taxtons have their own version of the Illuminati called "Taxtonomy" in which people worship Swag.
Tariah: Omg, look at that swag bitch over there.
Tyler: Damn, they must be a Taxton!
Paxton: Damn straight they is.
Taxton by Taxton Chay June 16, 2013
don't bamboozle me tafon
tafon by harrison_prime February 8, 2019
The billboard capital of the world.

Tifton also claims to be the capital of everything in the world, including turf grass and reading.
Guy 1: Dude, lets go to Tifton
Guy 2: Fuck that, lets go to a place with real bars and night clubs
Tifton by 666Blue666Devil666 March 31, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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