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Someone who has an abnormal obsession with hamburgers
Traffy is a hamburger
Traffy by Goolins January 6, 2018
A fucking dumbass who puts his face(🤡) under everyone's message. A fucking social climber worse than Taylor Swift who deserves to get publicly guillotined.
-Yo why does that guy lowkey look like a clown?
-Oh him... yeah ignore his ass it's just traffy, take back what you said or he might put his face under your words.
-Oh shit, he already did, fuck he is chopped as hell not gonna lie.
traffy by Fact_supplier_dwg October 21, 2025

Conquestor's Traffy

A Discordian who thinks dropping a 🤡 reaction makes him look tough, not realizing he’s the actual clown in the room.
“Bro pulled a full conquestor's traffy, reacted 🤡 on everyone’s message just to get ignored harder than his punchlines.”

Traffic Calming Measure 

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

Happy Taffy 

Another way to describe Shoosh, the polymerized Hash concentrate. Happy Taffy can also describe a very, very high end Bubble Hash as well. It's because of it's striking appearance of toffee and texture that is glassy and well, taffy. And because it gets you damn stoned. It makes you happy!
I'm so incredibly smart when I puff Happy Taffy! Let's Dab some Happy Taffy.
Happy Taffy by Ascot1111 November 16, 2018

Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking 

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking is a successful cause because it has proven that spreading awareness uncovers the perpetrators.