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Conquestor's ItsNotDraw

That one Discord guy who thinks he’s the funniest in the server but drops jokes so dry they cause a drought. Lives off ragebait and backpedals with it’s satire the second he gets cooked.

yo he's such a conquestor's itsnotdraw what is he doing in here

by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 18, 2025

Conquestor's Traffy

A Discordian who thinks dropping a 🤡 reaction makes him look tough, not realizing he’s the actual clown in the room.

“Bro pulled a full conquestor's traffy, reacted 🤡 on everyone’s message just to get ignored harder than his punchlines.”

by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 19, 2025

Conquestor's Vae

A girl who acts like a hoe just to get attention, thinking everyone’s obsessed with her when really she’s just thirsty for validation.

Every time there’s a crowd, the Conquestor's vae shows up outta nowhere, tryna be the main character again.

by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 20, 2025

Conquestor's O1

A lifeless NPC who’s somehow always top of the leaderboard by bunking all studies and just riding Discord like it’s an Olympic sport.

Don’t bother challenging Conquestor's O1, dude’s a Discord ghost but always winning.

by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 20, 2025