Definitions by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears
Conquestor's O1
A lifeless NPC who’s somehow always top of the leaderboard by bunking all studies and just riding Discord like it’s an Olympic sport.
Conquestor's O1 by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 20, 2025
Conquestor's Vae
A girl who acts like a hoe just to get attention, thinking everyone’s obsessed with her when really she’s just thirsty for validation.
Every time there’s a crowd, the Conquestor's vae shows up outta nowhere, tryna be the main character again.
Conquestor's Vae by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 20, 2025
Conquestor's Traffy
A Discordian who thinks dropping a 🤡 reaction makes him look tough, not realizing he’s the actual clown in the room.
“Bro pulled a full conquestor's traffy, reacted 🤡 on everyone’s message just to get ignored harder than his punchlines.”
Conquestor's Traffy by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 19, 2025
Conquestor's ItsNotDraw
That one Discord guy who thinks he’s the funniest in the server but drops jokes so dry they cause a drought. Lives off ragebait and backpedals with it’s satire the second he gets cooked.
Conquestor's ItsNotDraw by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 18, 2025