Conquestor’s takeshi

This refers to a stupid ass nigga who has permanent brain damage and all it desires is discord nitro

My friends act just like conquestor’s Takeshi
Conquestor’s Takeshi is very hopeless

by Meowtake September 17, 2025

Conquestor's Mercury

refers to an 11 year old child that got lost in a discord server where its against guidelines to be under 13 and ended up getting admin

yo he's such a conquestor's mercury what is he doing in here

by kansa October 15, 2025

Conquestor's ItsNotDraw

That one Discord guy who thinks he’s the funniest in the server but drops jokes so dry they cause a drought. Lives off ragebait and backpedals with it’s satire the second he gets cooked.

yo he's such a conquestor's itsnotdraw what is he doing in here

by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 18, 2025

Conquestor's Traffy

A Discordian who thinks dropping a 🤡 reaction makes him look tough, not realizing he’s the actual clown in the room.

“Bro pulled a full conquestor's traffy, reacted 🤡 on everyone’s message just to get ignored harder than his punchlines.”

by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 19, 2025

Conquestor's Vae

A girl who acts like a hoe just to get attention, thinking everyone’s obsessed with her when really she’s just thirsty for validation.

Every time there’s a crowd, the Conquestor's vae shows up outta nowhere, tryna be the main character again.

by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 20, 2025

Conquestor's O1

A lifeless NPC who’s somehow always top of the leaderboard by bunking all studies and just riding Discord like it’s an Olympic sport.

Don’t bother challenging Conquestor's O1, dude’s a Discord ghost but always winning.

by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 20, 2025

Conquestor’s bowman

1. A nonchalant dreadhead that pulls all the huzz without even trying
2. A compliment of the highest tier referring to someone that’s a very cool friend

1. Wow man you’re literally conquestor’s bowman
2. How’s my conquestor’s bowman doing today?

by ConquestorBowman October 21, 2025