track home

The one look achieved when you've reached the height of plastic surgery. Duck lips, Botox, and silicon everything.

When I watch reality Tv, it's hard to tell these Track Homes apart.

by David Hern December 12, 2017

Home Trak

A home care scheduling software program that thinks that it is better than any other computer software program on the market. It likes to update several hundred times a day especially updating several times consecutively during times of crisis. Home Trak will interrupt anything else you are doing especially when you typing a very long and important email therefore causing giant gaps in the body for you to have to go back and fix. Home Trak will cause severe frustration causing you to curse at your computer randomly throughout the day making your co-workers and employers think you have tourettes syndrome.

Heidi: I have to get this email out by noon.

Deb: You better hurry then.

Heid:i Fucking Home Trak keeps updating.

Deb: Fuck Home Trak

Heidi: I am going to throw this computer out the fucking window.

by vegeheidi June 23, 2011

trackhoe

some one who runs around having indiscriminate sex

Boy that Pattie is a real trackhoe

by James Wazenya November 25, 2017

trackhole

someone that takes up the nordic track and is a total asshole during the race.

That Hayden is such a trackhole.

by samthewiseman January 12, 2009