toxic dick

When a guy has a really good dick, but he's incredibly bad for you in every other way, but you're addicted to banging him.

"Man I know he's fine, but he has that toxic dick, the kind that gets you addicted. "

by Agreatfire August 14, 2020

Toxic Dick Death

When one's penis falls off or dies as a result of an external contaminant, typically contracted from a horrendously infected vagina or anus

He was lucky he didn't catch the toxic dick death from Lauren's vagina.

by mcpoopster October 11, 2011

Toxic man tiny dick

The theory in which all toxic men have tiny dicks based upon all the pictures I have gotten from toxic men have been tiny.

Person 1: "Go die"
Me: "gotta be that toxic to make up for that small of a dick, damn"
Person 1: *disconnects from game*

Toxic man tiny dick.

by xxxyehhehe June 14, 2021