toxic dick

When a guy has a really good dick, but he's incredibly bad for you in every other way, but you're addicted to banging him.

"Man I know he's fine, but he has that toxic dick, the kind that gets you addicted. "

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Toxic Dick Death

When one's penis falls off or dies as a result of an external contaminant, typically contracted from a horrendously infected vagina or anus

He was lucky he didn't catch the toxic dick death from Lauren's vagina.

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The theory in which all toxic men have tiny dicks based upon all the pictures I have gotten from toxic men have been tiny.

Person 1: "Go die"
Me: "gotta be that toxic to make up for that small of a dick, damn"
Person 1: *disconnects from game*

Toxic man tiny dick.

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