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toxic dick 

When a guy has a really good dick, but he's incredibly bad for you in every other way, but you're addicted to banging him.
"Man I know he's fine, but he has that toxic dick, the kind that gets you addicted. "
toxic dick by Agreatfire August 14, 2020
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Toxic Dick Death 

When one's penis falls off or dies as a result of an external contaminant, typically contracted from a horrendously infected vagina or anus
He was lucky he didn't catch the toxic dick death from Lauren's vagina.
Toxic Dick Death by mcpoopster October 11, 2011

Toxic Husband Dick

Looking at this description the words alone oppose each other but in the mind of a woman this is the dream... Husband dick isnt exciting but its consistently good above average that she doesnt wanna share.. toxic dick is typical the greatest compliment u can get from a woman when it comes to sex bcuz ur instrument alters her personality... soo when combined, u have above average dick that drives her mad... This is was discovered in the year 2026... i hope that many more of u fellas can unlock this new level.
Betsy cant leave Teddy alone bcuz he got that Toxic Husband Dick & shes not ready to let go of it..
Toxic Husband Dick by Teddyblue August 23, 2026

Toxic man tiny dick 

The theory in which all toxic men have tiny dicks based upon all the pictures I have gotten from toxic men have been tiny.
Person 1: "Go die"
Me: "gotta be that toxic to make up for that small of a dick, damn"
Person 1: *disconnects from game*

Toxic man tiny dick.

toxicpickle5548 

The TikTok superstar who as of 12.01.21 has 1432 followers. People who don’t follow him please go and follow him.
toxicpickle5548 is on TikTok
toxicpickle5548 by Yaboimedkit January 12, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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