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Towey
One who is insane, acts like a beast, wears the same gear everyday, is afraid of water, smells like hell, doesnt shower, has a huge mulllet, lives to bash skulls, and loves the cock. Also see white trash
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Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?
bavarian bell tower by Montgomery Patton December 12, 2018
Towerbridging
When one girl is being taken from behind by one dude and at the same time his buddy fucks here in the mouth and they highfive at the same time. This all results in an extraodinary resemblance of the London tower bridge. Therefore this girl is being towerbridged.
Wow dude thats a hot chick man
for real we got to towerbridge that ass man.
Yeah we gonna be towerbridging tonight!
for real we got to towerbridge that ass man.
Yeah we gonna be towerbridging tonight!
Towerbridging by Lemmen September 29, 2010
Thomas Tower
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and your brother. Typically followed by a brief chase involving a loaded pistol. See Earl Thomas.
We were at an Airbnb with a random woman and my wife walked in while my brother and I were raising a Thomas Tower.
Thomas Tower by Tim's Thomas Tower May 7, 2020
Towel Dingle
Towel Dingle by Eatmorechicken June 2, 2009
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