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One who is insane, acts like a beast, wears the same gear everyday, is afraid of water, smells like hell, doesnt shower, has a huge mulllet, lives to bash skulls, and loves the cock. Also see white trash
Holy Shit that Towey is haggard and he smells like hell!
Towey by Chris M March 17, 2004
Related Words
Towey Towny Towel towel-head tobey toney Tower Hill toey Towelie tower

IKEA tower 

The beacon home. The answer to our problems. The IKEA tower reminds us that from Water Sheep we come from to Water Sheep we return
I looked for my home and I saw it. IKEA tower leading me to safety and salvation
IKEA tower by Raw X3 X3 August 6, 2019

bavarian bell tower 

See Dutch Marines
Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?

Towerbridging 

When one girl is being taken from behind by one dude and at the same time his buddy fucks here in the mouth and they highfive at the same time. This all results in an extraodinary resemblance of the London tower bridge. Therefore this girl is being towerbridged.
Wow dude thats a hot chick man
for real we got to towerbridge that ass man.
Yeah we gonna be towerbridging tonight!
Towerbridging by Lemmen September 29, 2010

Thomas Tower 

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and your brother. Typically followed by a brief chase involving a loaded pistol. See Earl Thomas.
We were at an Airbnb with a random woman and my wife walked in while my brother and I were raising a Thomas Tower.

Towel Dingle 

"When pieces of toilet paper hang out for the after party" as described by Edbassmaster.
"Ya'll sold me some toilet paper that was on sale and I got towel dingles from it"