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touraids 

The instance of having Tourettes and Retard Airborne AIDS simultaneously.

Subsection: Raids, the less deadly form of the disease, is transmittable through human speech. The symptoms include an itchy rash and multiple spelling and grammar errors. Also people who say "Nucular" instead of the correct pronunciation of "Nuclear" are carriers of the disease and must be quarantined and dissected and also people who make ridiculous run-on sentences...shit.

Touraids is different from RAIDS in one specific way. Touraids sufferers will blurt out their stupididty no matter who is around at the tops of their lungs
george w bush has touraids.
touraids by Allison the destroyer September 26, 2007
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tourroid 

A tourroid is a tourist who acts as if he/she is from another world. Tourroids tend to assume superiority when dealing with locals, much like a being from another world might when dealing with our primitive race.
Hotel worker: Man, I'm tired of working with all these tourroids, they always act like they own my town.

Man: Oh dude, I don't want to go to the beach today -its filled to the brim with tourroids!

That tourist is so pompous, they act like a tourroid from another planet.
tourroid by WasylDust August 14, 2009

turoidialaihoo

Structured Blow Job in the Cosmos.
Irisa: "I hit!....... I Hit In The Middle Again, I think!"
Command Center: Covids Dougnificent's Turoidialaihoo.

Irisa: "Omg, that's from my Best Friend. I find that hard to believe!" ¿
turoidialaihoo by Doug222 April 5, 2021

torroid affair 

A steamy bouncy-bouncy dat's shared while said passionate lovers are hunkering down inside da circular coil-core of a giant power-transformer.
Having a torroid affair can indeed be exciting and satisfying, but you will want to make sure dat nobody accidentally turns on da "juice" to said massive power-unit while you two are in da middle of "swapping your juices" inside, so dat said tinglingly-invigorating encounter doesn't become an "electrifying" experience!
torroid affair by QuacksO October 6, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026