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touraids 

The instance of having Tourettes and Retard Airborne AIDS simultaneously.

Subsection: Raids, the less deadly form of the disease, is transmittable through human speech. The symptoms include an itchy rash and multiple spelling and grammar errors. Also people who say "Nucular" instead of the correct pronunciation of "Nuclear" are carriers of the disease and must be quarantined and dissected and also people who make ridiculous run-on sentences...shit.

Touraids is different from RAIDS in one specific way. Touraids sufferers will blurt out their stupididty no matter who is around at the tops of their lungs
george w bush has touraids.
touraids by Allison the destroyer September 26, 2007
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tourroid 

A tourroid is a tourist who acts as if he/she is from another world. Tourroids tend to assume superiority when dealing with locals, much like a being from another world might when dealing with our primitive race.
Hotel worker: Man, I'm tired of working with all these tourroids, they always act like they own my town.

Man: Oh dude, I don't want to go to the beach today -its filled to the brim with tourroids!

That tourist is so pompous, they act like a tourroid from another planet.
tourroid by WasylDust August 14, 2009

turoidialaihoo

Structured Blow Job in the Cosmos.
Irisa: "I hit!....... I Hit In The Middle Again, I think!"
Command Center: Covids Dougnificent's Turoidialaihoo.

Irisa: "Omg, that's from my Best Friend. I find that hard to believe!" ¿
turoidialaihoo by Doug222 April 5, 2021

torroid affair 

A steamy bouncy-bouncy dat's shared while said passionate lovers are hunkering down inside da circular coil-core of a giant power-transformer.
Having a torroid affair can indeed be exciting and satisfying, but you will want to make sure dat nobody accidentally turns on da "juice" to said massive power-unit while you two are in da middle of "swapping your juices" inside, so dat said tinglingly-invigorating encounter doesn't become an "electrifying" experience!
torroid affair by QuacksO October 6, 2024