Skip to main content

tour whore

1. A female working on a touring show who seems to have no real stage or production skills. Usually does menial tasks and does little manual labor. Really gets paid to have relations with the male members of the show's crew.

2. A term used to call a female stageworker's skills into question. An insult directed at females on stage.
1. She was never good enough to work big shows when she was trying, but now that she's a tour whore she just stays on the bus and is in demand!

2. When she couldn't figure out how to tie a clove hitch, I called her a tour whore.
by his equestrian majesty July 24, 2006
mugGet the tour whore mug.

Whore-tour

1) A term used to describe the act of cruising a red light district without any intention of actually picking up a whore, you just drive around and look at those skanky assed hookers and laugh at the state of them and wonder what on earth could possess someone to pay for that kind of shit.

You may also chose to drive at the kind of speed that makes them think that you may be in the market, watch them start to approach you car and speed off. Laughing.

2) The act of showing someone around a local red light district so they may see what kind of merchandise is on offer. This is particularly useful when you have lonely relatives in from out of town.
1) Dude A: "Shit dude, I'm bored. Let's go on a whore-tour and laugh at some skanky assed bitches."

Dude B: "Okay dude, roll up a fat one and let's go."

Dude A: "Hell yeah!"

2) Dude C: "And this is where you can come if you're feeling a bit lonely while I'm on my nightshift tonight as you're in from out of town and a bit of a sad, lonely old bastard."

Dude D: "Excellent. May I borrow your car later if I drop you at you place of employment?"

Dude C: " No fucking way, man!!"
by MPCmonkey June 11, 2006
mugGet the Whore-tour mug.

Whore Tour

When you go on a temporary period of having no boundaries or standards, typically a crisis following the downfall on a relationship.
Kyle: "hey dude sorry about the divorce! How is your ex?"

Greg: "fuck her she is on her whore tour, she has no standards."
by Menotyourmom6969 May 14, 2016
mugGet the Whore Tour mug.

Tour de Whore

I am finally single, i'm going on a tour de whore!
by JVRAS September 12, 2014
mugGet the Tour de Whore mug.

Tourwhore

someone, particularly female, who on vacation (tourist) decides to dress up slutty while visiting tourist attractions in an attempt to steal hot tourist boys from the locals. They tend to travel in groups, and are in the age group 10-18.
Ohmygod, look at that tourwhore. Why is she trying to slut it up in front of her parents? Total jailbait.
by notatourwhore July 8, 2010
mugGet the Tourwhore mug.

torwhore

Did you see Courtney all dressed in Tory Burch? She's such a torwhore!
by weez10605 May 29, 2014
mugGet the torwhore mug.

Tourchore

A combination of a chore and torture. Something that is so painfully repetitive it becomes a chore to experience or listen to.
Hearing a grown man complain that his baby park scream is better than Joey’s is pure tourchore. Just shut up and drive.
by EZKleen February 26, 2021
mugGet the Tourchore mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email