Tour Rat 

A rare bird. Any person who goes to a significant portion or whole tour of a single rock band's tour run and has the appearance (due to greasy hair and generally unkempt hygene) of a drowned rat. Generally found at jam band concerts (Phish,The Dead, Widespread Panic). Regarded with a mix of wonder ("What, do you have a trust fund or something?") and disgust ("No, I'm not giving you my ticket for free.").

Dude #1 "Jeez, check out the tour rat"
Dude #2 "Wonder how many shows he's been to..."
Dude #1 "Wonder how many shows he remembers!"

Tour Rat by helen a bucket July 10, 2003

Tour Ratings 

A tour rating is the rating out of 10 given to the attractiveness of a woman which isn't comparible to their real life ratings.

This 'tour rating' can expect to raise by up to 6 points in extreme cases as males lower their standards significantly, usually after an extended period of alcohol consumption.

Kevan: Hey James, did one smash that girl last night?

Jamie: Oh for sure... she was hot, like an 8 (out of 10)

Kevan: A tour 8?

Jamie: Of course blad! In the real world she'd be a 3 (out of 10) at best!

Kevan: THATS... why i love 'tour ratings'

Tour Ratings by Qprboys261 January 21, 2010

r-rated tour guide 

A college student who has sex with their college friends hometown friends when they are visiting.

Girl 1: "OMG, so-and-so's friend is visiting this weekend."
Girl 2: "Oh so you're gonna be an r-rated tour guide??"
Girl 1: Yeah, I heard he's pretty hot, and ill never have to see him again."

r-rated tour guide by shmoopdidiwhoop April 22, 2019