tough fuck

When it is hard to fuck someone.

With her looks, she's a tough fuck.

by cold pocket April 6, 2023

Touch Fuck

when someone is sleeping in a bed and the two people on the floor are having sex and keep running into the bed. The two people having sex on the floor are the Touch Fuck.

you are such a Touch Fuck

by courtney+ stephanie February 8, 2009

Tough Mudder Fucker

One who completes the Tough Mudder Challenge.

Guy1: Did you hear Michael completed the Tough Mudder Challenge?

Guy2: Yeah he's a Tough Mudder Fucker.

by XxMayhem6xX April 22, 2012

Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.

LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!

by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011

fuck and never touch again

The meaning of the acronym FANTA.

We're gonna fuck and never touch again!

by Data boi sitting in the corner March 15, 2017

touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

by Miatchimus February 1, 2017

Touchfuck

Used to display anger at or because of someone who like to play with themselves to much...OR anyone in general.

You stupid touchfuck!

That touchfuck...

What a touchfuck.

1. "Whats buggin you?"
"Josh was trying to blame me for shit that he was supposed to do and never did..."
"What a touchfuck."

by Hackist October 11, 2008