tough fuck
tough fuck by cold pocket April 6, 2023
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Touch Fuck
when someone is sleeping in a bed and the two people on the floor are having sex and keep running into the bed. The two people having sex on the floor are the Touch Fuck.
Touch Fuck by courtney+ stephanie February 8, 2009
Tough Mudder Fucker
Guy1: Did you hear Michael completed the Tough Mudder Challenge?
Guy2: Yeah he's a Tough Mudder Fucker.
Guy2: Yeah he's a Tough Mudder Fucker.
Tough Mudder Fucker by XxMayhem6xX April 22, 2012
Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self
The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011
fuck and never touch again
fuck and never touch again by Data boi sitting in the corner March 15, 2017
touch my fucking ass
touch my fucking ass by Miatchimus February 1, 2017
Touchfuck
Used to display anger at or because of someone who like to play with themselves to much...OR anyone in general.
You stupid touchfuck!
That touchfuck...
What a touchfuck.
1. "Whats buggin you?"
"Josh was trying to blame me for shit that he was supposed to do and never did..."
"What a touchfuck."
That touchfuck...
What a touchfuck.
1. "Whats buggin you?"
"Josh was trying to blame me for shit that he was supposed to do and never did..."
"What a touchfuck."