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tough cookie 

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A snarky, obstinate person who appears to be definiant for no good reason, although they likely have one and aren't telling you. They are masters of walking the line between displaying affection and acting like they don't care.

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I would have married him, but he was a tough cookie.

That broad is one tough cookie!
tough cookie by blochhead March 12, 2010

Tough cookie 

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Someone who frequently gets erections and won't shut up about it
Stop being such a tough cookie and stfu! nobody gives a fuck about your erect penis!
Tough cookie by Eckersley June 15, 2016

Touch Cookie 

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Touch Cookie is an act used for sexual gratification orginating in eastern Bulgaria created under the name of 'докосване бисквитка'.

The act relies upon digestive timing and requires the receiver to be ready to 'lay cable' so to speak. At this pinnacle moment the person carrying out the act of 'touch cookie' would insert their tongue into the receivers anus until it touched the awaiting faecal matter firmly, the receiver would then gain sensation of having the faecal matter pushed back up slightly into the colon and the giver would gain gratification based on a prerequisite affection for 'scat play'.
'Did you hear Katie and Julia were playing touch cookie last night?? how rank is that? poked her poop with her tongue!!'

or as an insult as an alternative to 'eat/lick shit'

'Why don't you just go touch cookie and die, you asshole!'
Touch Cookie by Spacedust May 31, 2009

tough cookies 

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Replying with the phrase "tough cookies" to a statement, is a way of displaying your sympathy in a young hip manor.

See also "Tough luck".
A: "My mom just died."
B: "Tough cookies."
tough cookies by William M Price January 3, 2008

tough cookies 

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Tough cookies shit for brains!
tough cookies by Dan December 6, 2004

Touch Cookie 

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An individual, normally female, who has an excessive, uncontrollable need to touch their loved ones and friends.
I miss my husband so much. We talk on the phone everyday, but I am a real Touch Cookie and am feeling the need for some physical contact.
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