tough cookie
tough cookie by Light Joker May 28, 2006
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tough cookie
A snarky, obstinate person who appears to be definiant for no good reason, although they likely have one and aren't telling you. They are masters of walking the line between displaying affection and acting like they don't care.
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tough cookie by blochhead March 12, 2010
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Tough cookie by Eckersley June 15, 2016
Touch Cookie
Touch Cookie is an act used for sexual gratification orginating in eastern Bulgaria created under the name of 'докосване бисквитка'.
The act relies upon digestive timing and requires the receiver to be ready to 'lay cable' so to speak. At this pinnacle moment the person carrying out the act of 'touch cookie' would insert their tongue into the receivers anus until it touched the awaiting faecal matter firmly, the receiver would then gain sensation of having the faecal matter pushed back up slightly into the colon and the giver would gain gratification based on a prerequisite affection for 'scat play'.
The act relies upon digestive timing and requires the receiver to be ready to 'lay cable' so to speak. At this pinnacle moment the person carrying out the act of 'touch cookie' would insert their tongue into the receivers anus until it touched the awaiting faecal matter firmly, the receiver would then gain sensation of having the faecal matter pushed back up slightly into the colon and the giver would gain gratification based on a prerequisite affection for 'scat play'.
'Did you hear Katie and Julia were playing touch cookie last night?? how rank is that? poked her poop with her tongue!!'
or as an insult as an alternative to 'eat/lick shit'
'Why don't you just go touch cookie and die, you asshole!'
or as an insult as an alternative to 'eat/lick shit'
'Why don't you just go touch cookie and die, you asshole!'
Touch Cookie by Spacedust May 31, 2009
tough cookies
Replying with the phrase "tough cookies" to a statement, is a way of displaying your sympathy in a young hip manor.
See also "Tough luck".
See also "Tough luck".
tough cookies by William M Price January 3, 2008
tough cookies
tough cookies by Dan December 6, 2004
Touch Cookie
An individual, normally female, who has an excessive, uncontrollable need to touch their loved ones and friends.
I miss my husband so much. We talk on the phone everyday, but I am a real Touch Cookie and am feeling the need for some physical contact.
Touch Cookie by Deadkennedy80 May 5, 2010
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